Turn on the cheat code for your life.
The Crusade takes each month's astrology and puts it in plain language, then hands you simple tools to map it onto your own life. You stop guessing, see what's coming, and know when to push, when to rest, and how to protect your peace. No experience needed to start.
Life keeps catching you off guard.
You brace for the wrong things, push when you're running on empty, and only figure out why a month was so hard once it's already over. It's exhausting to white-knuckle your way through seasons you never saw coming.
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The hard days arrive with no warning. So you're always reacting, never ready, and the negative voices take over before you can get ahead of them.
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You're running on someone else's clock. Other people's timelines tell you when you're behind, even when your own rhythm says otherwise.
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Generic horoscopes are useless. A one liner written for a twelfth of the planet was never going to tell you anything you can use.
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It all runs on willpower. Guessing, pushing, and hoping is a lot of work, and it still leaves you blindsided.
You can know what's coming. And you don't have to figure it out alone.
The hard seasons, the openings, the days you'll want to hide, they can all be known ahead of time. The Crusade puts them in plain language and makes them effortless to work with. You never have to become an astrologer to feel the difference.
You brace, you guess, and it catches you off guard anyway.
The hard days show up with no warning. You push when you're already empty, hide when you should have prepared, and only understand why a month was so hard once it is over.
You know what's coming, with time to prepare and decide how to face it.
Same sky, same life, but now you get a plain-language heads-up ahead of time. You push when it helps to push, rest when you need to rest, and protect your peace with a plan.
What would change if you always knew?
This is the kind of timing the Crusade helps you see coming every month, then makes it simple to map onto your own life.
When you'll want to people, and when you'll want to hermit. So you can plan your energy instead of fighting it.
When work is about to pile up, or family will need more of you. In time to get ready.
When you'll need extra support against the negative voices. With tools ready before you need them.
When the hard thing you're going through is finally going to ease up. So you can hold on, knowing relief has a date.
Knowing what's coming is only half of it.
Astrology can show you the shape of your month. It can't settle your head at 2 a.m. Timing only helps if you also know how to work with your own mind when it won't settle, and that is a separate skill the Crusade builds with you.
You can't always think your way to calm. Some overwhelm is a thought you can question and put down. Some of it is your senses asking for something to change. Sometimes the fix is practical: change the room, the light, the noise, the plan. A better attitude was never going to do it.
The complicated part is handled. Your part is easy.
There's nothing to study and nothing to keep up with. The whole system is built to take work off your plate.
The month, in plain language.
Every month, what's happening overhead is written out in plain language, with the big shifts broken down by rising sign.
You get a simple heads-up.
Clear guidance on what's coming and what to do with it, plus alerts on your phone so nothing sneaks up on you.
Your life gets easier.
You stop guessing and start moving with the current. Less overwhelm, better timing, more peace. Almost by accident, you start to get it too.
It works whether you're brand new or years in.
You've never done this. You don't need to know a single thing. Everything is in plain language, and the tools work even if all you know is your birthday. You just start feeling the benefit.
You dabble already. You know your big three and you want it to be useful day to day. The Crusade turns scattered facts into clarity you can plan your life around.
You know your way around a natal chart, and you want to get better at predictive astrology. The Crusade hands you each month already mapped, so you learn step by step how to get better at predicting what's coming.
One membership that makes everything easier.
A membership that changes with the sky. Every month you're in brings new resources, shaped by what's happening overhead.
Monthly Guidebooks
The month laid out in plain language, with the big transits broken down by rising sign. What's coming, and what to do about it.
Weekly Live Coaching
Someone in your corner, every week on Zoom. Bring whatever's going on and get clarity, or just listen in.
Lunar Quests
Finally make sense of your moods. A simple Moon tracker, set to your rising sign, that shows you why some days feel off and how to work with them.
Tools for a spiraling mind and sensory overload
For the days your head won't settle or the world is too much. Two guided tools to tell a spiraling thought from sensory overload, and get yourself back to calm.
Interactive Transit Database
Build each transit into plain-language meaning yourself, one easy choice at a time, and watch how the month maps onto your own houses.
Astro-Updates
Never get blindsided. Timely heads-ups sent straight to your phone, so you always have a moment to prepare.
The Wicked Veracity App
It all fits in your pocket. Everything in one place, with reminders so you use it.
The Crusader Community
You're never doing it alone. A welcoming group of magical creatures figuring out their lives right alongside you.
The Full Archive
Everything, the day you join. This month plus everything that came before it. Nothing to catch up on.
Easy, clear, and never alone.
It's easy. No flashcards, no textbooks, nothing to memorize. The hard part is handled, and every tool walks you through the rest.
There's always a clear next step. You open the month's guide, see which transit is active now, and get something concrete to do with it.
You have support that shows up. A whole community figuring it out alongside you, plus me, an autistic af astrologer, philosopher, witch, and coach, here every week for your transits, your brain, your sensory needs, whatever you need in the moment.
People whose lives got easier.
A few words from inside the membership.
I've managed to improve my health, family situation, and career with much more ease thanks to her guidance and coaching. I'd recommend Robin to anyone who needs to learn how to manage their life with confidence.
I always learn something new during every Crusade call, about myself, about astrology, and about dealing with autism and my sensory needs.
As well as a reading you get an education. Join the Crusade. So much richness in there.
What the coaching feels like.
Every week, live on Zoom, you can bring whatever's on your mind. The astrology tells you what's coming; the coaching is where you decide what to do with it. Here's how those conversations tend to go.
We separate what's true from the story.
Your brain hands you a version of events that's scarier than the facts. In here, "that part isn't supported by what you've told me" is a normal, gentle thing to hear, and it's a relief every single time.
When there's no clear winner, you still move.
You stop agonizing over which path is the right one. You pick the one you want, then back yourself on it completely. There isn't a wrong choice here, just the one you commit to and make work.
You decide by your values, not your fear.
Instead of letting uncertainty run the show, you get clear on what matters to you. One Crusader chose curiosity as her north star, and suddenly knew exactly what to do next.
Thought work built for neurodivergent brains.
Neurodivergent-affirming by default. We work with the intrusive thoughts, plan around the harder weeks, and build accommodations that fit the life you live, not a tidy version of it.
Hi, I'm Robin.
Also known as Wicked Veracity, an autistic af witch obsessed with fate, free will, and asking why. My whole thing is taking something that looks complicated and making it easy to use.
I'm a practicing astrologer and a certified life coach with a master's degree in curriculum and instructional design, which is a fancy way of saying I'm very good at taking something complicated and making it effortless to use. Inside The Crusade I hand you astrology you can work with yourself, with zero pressure to become someone you're not.
Join The Crusade.
One membership, everything above, and a new read on the month every month you're in. Cancel anytime before your next renewal.
- ·Your month, broken down by your rising sign
- ·Live group coaching every week on Zoom
- ·An easy way to track the Moon, plus tools for your mind and sensory needs
- ·The interactive transit database and the app
- ·The Crusader community and neurodivergent-affirming resources
Pick monthly or annual on the checkout page.
No contracts. Cancel anytime before your next billing cycle. Questions? Email hello@wickedveracity.com.
Everything you're wondering.
Do I need to know astrology to join?+
Nope. You don't need to know a single thing to get started. The Crusade is built to meet you where you are. Some tools work even if all you know is your birthday, and if you know your rising sign you get even more. You feel the benefit right away, no studying required.
Is this going to be a lot of work?+
Not at all. The complicated part is already handled. Some people spend 10 to 15 minutes with the monthly guide, others lean on the coaching too. It's built to fit into your life without taking it over, and you can't fall behind, because it's meant to be lived month by month, at your own pace.
What if I can't make the live coaching?+
No problem. You don't have to show up every week to get value. The guides and tools give you plenty on their own. When you do come, it's your chance to bring whatever is going on and get clarity. Even listening in is useful. Sessions aren't recorded, so the space stays private.
Do I need my birth data?+
No. Most of what's inside works without it. The tools are built to give you insight and ease whether or not you know your exact details. If you do have accurate birth data, the astrology can be more precise, but it isn't required to feel the difference.
What if I join mid-year, do I miss past content?+
Nope. The day you join you get this month's resources plus an archive of resources from the past twelve months. Each month stands on its own, so you have plenty to work with right away.
Will I keep using it?+
Yes, because it's built to be useful the moment you log in. Everything points you to what matters now, with reminders on your phone, so it's easy to keep going instead of letting it gather dust.
Can I cancel?+
Anytime. Cancel before your next billing cycle and you won't be charged again. Refunds aren't offered, but there are no contracts and no hoops. There's also a space inside to leave requests, and I use that feedback to keep making it better.
Live a life that fits who you are.
When astrology is in plain language, it does something powerful. It helps you accept yourself for who you are, so you can stop fighting your own brain and start working with it instead. You give yourself the accommodations you need, you manage your mind and your sensory overwhelm, and you find you have more room to let everyone else be who they are too. This is my Crusade, and I hope you'll make it yours too.
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